The Republican fantasy (cartoon)

This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow

When right wing Republican conservatives decided to create their own reality in America

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Why I HATE politics (cartoons)

Pat Macpherson, Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly (Posted June 7, 2012)

Hannity and Colmes, rabid right-winger vs. lefty Droopy the duped Democrat
 

I hate politics. Why? I hate them because I'm supposed to. I'm trained to. The powers that be wish it. What's an engaged Buddhist to do? What better way to keep things just the way they are?

No one makes them any more lovable with "corruption," a fancy way of saying corporate money and bribes. The Koch Brothers and the Republicans bought Wisconsin governor Scott Walker's allegiance then kept him in office in spite of what people wanted. He took collective bargaining from public employees because someone told him to. Yawn. Who cares?

(LINK) Koch Brother from another mother Walker survives recall in WI.

  

Destroying the unions means building up the 1%. Vee vill do vut vee are toldt, and vee vill like it! That's the worst thing, corruption. But the second worst thing is how disappointing and ineffectual Democrats are. Such weakness and powerlessness-when-in-power can't be real. B.S. Obama can't be that bad of a negotiator.

  

Any party in power is bad, but what "opposition" are we ever given? Does NPR raise a voice to do more than lean left on social matters while taking a hard swing to the right on all things fiscal? The whole country is socially liberal (whether they admit it or not) and fiscally conservative (as we get economically squeezed to the breaking point).

Let's make the bad times holidays so we can have guilt-ridden good times.

FOX News is the right wing, the Red Ties. MSNBC is the "left" wing, the Blue Ties. (Bloods vs. Crips). Because both parties want the same things, they never really work against each other's interests. Whoever wins, the most important thing is that the two-party system stay in place.
   
The mainstream media kills any third party dreams, any enthusiasm, any attempt to vote. We don't regard voting as a thing we need to do. We consider it a burden. So only activist old women of a particular race get excited about what "needs to be done." 

Rachel Maddow, corporate "commie pinko" voice in a short haircut

How did white Afrikaners keep black South Africans enslaved for so long? The same way the minority party (Republicans) keeps the masses (Democrats and Independents) confused and barking up the wrong trees. PR decides whom we vote for, not us. We do not decide what we do. On the bright side in California, after a gang of policemen slowly and brutally tortured and murdered a homeless/mentally incapacitated man (Kelly Thomas) in public, two gang members are being prosecuted for the "accident." And three Fullerton City Council members were thrown out of office for how they handled it.

Who will save us from GOP-TV FOX? Simpsons, suggests good Maddow.

Tuesday elections also saw the demise of LA City Attorney (prosecutor) Carmen Trutanich's ambitions. Trutanich, an enemy of the Occupy Movement and LA artists, lost his bid to become District Attorney in a stunning upset. He didn't even win a spot in the run off. Will racial profiling continue as police stop, frisk, and beat? Will Obama continue to act like a member of the Bush Administration? Is anyone enough to care?

If it weren't for Seth MacFarlane's humor, what would the country do?

News in paradise, FOX (Network) News, which is SoCal local news lite

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Porn King paying to see Romney taxes

Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly

"He wants to see what? Ha, I'd sooner appear in his mag!" "But he's offering a mil." "Uh-oh."

 

Hustler's Larry Flynt offers $1 million for Romney's tax return

"Oh, Moroni, what wouldn't I do to win?"

The only guy worse than war-mongering Pres. Barry Soetoro Obama is Republican candidate Willard "Mittens" Romney (whose moniker "Mittromney" sounds an awful lot like Mormonism's namesake Maroni to us).

• Comedy: "Book of Mormon" comes to Los Angeles

Golden Angel Moroni with horn

But conservatives seem to have been seduced into backing the only candidate among many colorful personalities sure to lose against a popular incumbent. Money rules in American politics, but not personal fortunes or we'd have an ex-president Perot.

What matters is how much a candidate can get the military-industrial complex (the marriage of the War Department and private corporate interests). Romney is said to be an out of touch quarter-billionaire, but he is aiming much higher as he tries to give the USA the old Bain Capital treatment.

 

(unconfirmedsources.com)

Not if porn king Larry Flynt has his way! The publisher of the hardcore magazine Hustler is offering a million dollars to anyone who will show him Romney's old tax returns. What does that mean? That means a great big bargaining chip for old accountants who can easily get $2,000,000 from Romney to keep such financial information secret. How far Mittens has descended from his proud Mexican father who, as a former candidate, showed years of tax returns to silence critics.

• Larry Flynt's X-rated plan to expose Mitt Romney
• War is a Lie: Let's try (actual) Democracy

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What happened to Republocrats? (comedy)

Wisdom Quarterly (ANALYSIS); JimmyDoreComedy.com

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others" - Not Churchill

What are R's about? Republicans for the 1%?

Libertarian turned Republican candidate Ron Paul may be on the right of our one-party system (Republocrats), a corporate-ruled party split into two right wings. Obama is in one wing, Paul would be in the other. But instead the Powers That Be have selected B.S. Obama to go again. Hillary Clinton stands a better chance of ascending to the Oval Office than Paul Ryan and Mittens Rmoney, who continues to suffer from severe bouts of Foot-in-Mouth disease, according to political psychic Sean David Morton. "But Hillary's not running," you say? It would not take much to install her in an "emergency" at the height of her popularity.

Meanwhile, accusations of "racism" continue to dog Ron Paul for years of racist rants that appeared in his newsletter, which he claims he did not read. VP candidate Paul Ryan, who according to Romney's introduction will be the next "president of the United States," is getting much more press. Will Ron Paul still crash the Republican convention? One can only hope. Will all the live ammo the police state has purchased to deploy at both Democratic and Republican national conventions be used? One can only hope not.
  
(But even the National Weather Service is buying hollow point bullets to militarize as many federal agencies as possible before "the troubles" begin and America is transformed into an Orwellian experiment). Would Ron Paul have slowed the pace of that transformation? How if Obama is full steam ahead on any and everything the George Bushes and Dick Cheney planned for decades in advance?

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