Jimmy Dore, David Feldman; Seth, Xochitl, CC, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly



HALLOWEEN JOKES
Seven, Wisdom Quarterly
A boy was devouring a sack of candy -- bar after bar -- when the old Zen master walked up to him hollering.
A boy was devouring a sack of candy -- bar after bar -- when the old Zen master walked up to him hollering.
"You stupid fool, you're going to die eating that much candy!"
"My grandfather lived to be 107," the boy explained and kept gobbling away.
The old master was surprised. "You mean he lived to be 107 by eating candy?"
"No," the boy answered, "by minding his own business."
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Q: Why did the cat fall out of the tree?
I don't know, why?
A: Because he was dead.
Is there compassion and kindness (karuna and metta) in today's cutting comedy? There may not be for those public figures being skewered. But there sure is for the majority of us forced to endure mass media disinformation campaigns and pernicious half-truths and bald-faced untruths of politicians and newsy talking heads.
Q: Why did the cat fall out of the tree?
I don't know, why?
A: Because he was dead.
- Halloween riddles, duds, and puns (PsychologyToday.com)
- Halloween costumes: Gangsta rappers, Geishas, how far?
- L.A.'s Day of the Dead (Hollywood Forever Cemetery)
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